The Tree of Wake the Fuck Up T-Shirt
The Tree of Wake the Fuck Up T-Shirt
This shirt will help you shed the leaves of thought and root you into the cognizant ground of reality in order to reveal that which you truly are and have always been. Will also allow you to speak to dogs, changing each word uttered to a canine into a bark. Because bark, get it?
Sizing Guide
Sizing Guide
**Rumor has it the clothing items are running a bit on the smallish side. So, when in doubt…size up! Or, don’t. I’m not the boss of you.
Rusty Eyeball Shirts
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
Ladies Rusty Eyeball Shirts
SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ |
Rusty Eyeball Long-Sleeved Shirt
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
4XL | 34 | 30 |
Rusty Eyeball Hats
A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
One size | 21 ⅝-⅝ | 3 ⅞ | 2 ½ | 6 ¾ |
Rusty Eyeball Beanies
A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
One size | 17 ¼-18 ½ | 8 ⅝ | 3 | 8 ⅛ |
Rusty Eyeball Hoodies
CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 20 | 27 |
M | 21 | 28 |
L | 23 | 29 |
XL | 25 | 30 |
2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
3XL | 28 | 32 |
Turn Around Times
Turn Around Times
This bad ass bit O’ merch you’re buying gets made as soon as you order it, just as you order it, just for you so it takes a wee bit for that to happen cuz I don’t want a damn living room full of boxes piling up and shit. So, thanks for your patience we’ve got the squirrels running full speed on those wheels and we’re giving caffeine enemas to the elves we hired off season from the fat dude in red and before you know it this bad ass shit will show up at your door and your life will suddenly improve by 0.14% (life improvement results may vary and do not apply to the state of Florida) Just kidding Florida. Thanks for buying Rusty Eyeball shit! (actual shit not included)