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Rusty Eyeball Boom Beeotch Shirt

Rusty Eyeball Boom Beeotch Shirt

Regular price $32.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $32.00 USD
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This is for mother fuckers who are all about this Rusty Eyeball shit and want to wear it loud and proud and also could use a little reminder about it. You’re basically a billboard of un-fucking and you’re owning your shit. Wearing this shirt will increase beard growth by .037%. Works for man beards and lady beards equally (let’s bring the 70’s back!). So, you’re welcome. Or I’m sorry.

Sizing Guide

**Rumor has it the clothing items are running a bit on the smallish side. So, when in doubt…size up! Or, don’t. I’m not the boss of you.

 

Rusty Eyeball Shirts

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼

 

Ladies Rusty Eyeball Shirts 

  SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 18 ½ 25 ¼ 6-8 36-38 10-12 7 ¾
M 20 26 10-12 40-42 14-16 8 ¼
L 22 26 ¾ 14-16 44-46 18-20 8 ¾
XL 24 27 ½ 18-20 48-50 22-24 9 ½
2XL 26 28 ¼ 22-24 52-54 26-28 10 ¼
3XL 28 29 26-28 56-58 30-32 10 ¾

 

Rusty Eyeball Long-Sleeved Shirt

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30

 

Rusty Eyeball Hats

  A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches)
One size 21 ⅝-⅝ 3 ⅞ 2 ½ 6 ¾

 

Rusty Eyeball Beanies

  A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches)
One size 17 ¼-18 ½ 8 ⅝ 3 8 ⅛

 

Rusty Eyeball Hoodies

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32

Turn Around Times

This bad ass bit O’ merch you’re buying gets made as soon as you order it, just as you order it, just for you so it takes a wee bit for that to happen cuz I don’t want a damn living room full of boxes piling up and shit. So, thanks for your patience we’ve got the squirrels running full speed on those wheels and we’re giving caffeine enemas to the elves we hired off season from the fat dude in red and before you know it this bad ass shit will show up at your door and your life will suddenly improve by 0.14% (life improvement results may vary and do not apply to the state of Florida) Just kidding Florida. Thanks for buying Rusty Eyeball shit! (actual shit not included)

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