All-Seeing Rusty Eyeball T-Shirt
All-Seeing Rusty Eyeball T-Shirt
This shirt will allow you to see reality without the labels and constructs of your own mind so that you may see things as they actually are. It will also stink-eye assholes and dumbasses within a 37-foot range causing them to subconsciously veer from your trajectory and avoid you.
Sizing Guide
Sizing Guide
**Rumor has it the clothing items are running a bit on the smallish side. So, when in doubt…size up! Or, don’t. I’m not the boss of you.
Rusty Eyeball Shirts
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
Ladies Rusty Eyeball Shirts
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
| M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
| L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
| XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
| 3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ |
Rusty Eyeball Long-Sleeved Shirt
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
Rusty Eyeball Hats
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 21 ⅝-⅝ | 3 ⅞ | 2 ½ | 6 ¾ |
Rusty Eyeball Beanies
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 17 ¼-18 ½ | 8 ⅝ | 3 | 8 ⅛ |
Rusty Eyeball Hoodies
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
Turn Around Times
Turn Around Times
This bad ass bit O’ merch you’re buying gets made as soon as you order it, just as you order it, just for you so it takes a wee bit for that to happen cuz I don’t want a damn living room full of boxes piling up and shit. So, thanks for your patience we’ve got the squirrels running full speed on those wheels and we’re giving caffeine enemas to the elves we hired off season from the fat dude in red and before you know it this bad ass shit will show up at your door and your life will suddenly improve by 0.14% (life improvement results may vary and do not apply to the state of Florida) Just kidding Florida. Thanks for buying Rusty Eyeball shit! (actual shit not included)
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